First question: How many fangirls/shippers have been turned that way by dreams?

Second question: Why the hell are ALL of my sex dreams about Bleach? Seriously, they are... at least this one was way less disturbing than the last one, which involved Ichigo, Kenpachi, and assrape. I wish I could just forget about that one, really.



The clean version of the dream (read: I gloss over any explicit descriptions) involved me being in Hinamori's head - I wasn't her; I was aware that she was a separate entity from me, but I still saw what she saw and felt what she felt.

Anyway, Aizen-post-Soul-Society-Arc comes along, which is quite nerve-racking for Hinamori, and goes about trying to get her to betray Soul Society as well by means of taking advantage of the fact that she totally has the hots for him (honestly, nobody in their right mind can deny this) and generally being very upsetting to her - she is, of course, still very hurt and afraid of him, but she's also kind of still in love with him.

Hence, Hinamori is kind of holding her knees and being like "shit shit shit it's Aizen oh shit what do I do" when he comes over, whispers "Join me," and plants one right on her lips (pro tip, fangirls - Aizen's an awesome kisser!) which is even more upsetting, since it transforms her thoughts into "shit shit shit Aizen just kissed me but oh god he's an evil traitor but HOLY SHIT AIZEN KISSED ME oh god now what NO NO NO HE'S THE ENEMY OH TAKE ME NOW CAPTAIN." She was of course trying her damnedest to do anything except throw herself at him, but it was very difficult for her especially while he was doing his best to try and seduce her. She would have cracked eventually, but somehow a random arrancar who is purely a product of my subconscious and has never appeared in any official Bleach thing anywhere ever came along and totally cockblocked Aizen by getting Hinamori really really pissed off and distracted.

Not sure what would have happened next; I woke up about then. No actual sex ended up happening, but it probably would have if I hadn't woken up prior to Hinamori beating the shit out of Random NPC Arrancar. Oh, and the picture isn't an accurate representation of the dream - in the dream, Aizen was wearing MUCH less.




Anyway, I realized that this is pretty similar to what I'd already written about Bastila and Darth Malak, only with a slightly different form of fucking-with-her-head (that's all it is; he doesn't care about her at all, he's just manipulating her), so I kind of can't help but like it now.

Hinamori looks taller than she really is because Aizen is holding her up. HEIGHT DIFFERENCES SUCK WHEN DRAWING THIS SHIT, YO.


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